Saturday, 14 March 2009
I understand that BBC Radio 1 Morning Show DJ and Utter Prick, Chris Moyles, managed to climb Mount Kilimanjaro safely, for Red Nose Day, and managed to get safely back down again. Millions, consequently, are in despair! I should have bunged that Cheryl Cole a wad of notes to trip him up and push him off the mountain. She's good at coping with bad publicity after all, and she knows an Utter Prick when she sees one.